destress: a sampler

{ peppermint massage bar }

i know, i know! it has been forever! bad blogger.

i have been running around like a crazy person. maybe you have too. maybe you're planning a wedding and are even crazier running around than i am. maybe i should shut my stresshole and stop my yammering.

you know what we need?

we need to RELAX. and for someone to give us a back massage and be nice to us and talk softly and say: listen. lie down for a minute. everything is going to be fine.

(of course, if anyone dared tell *me* to relax, i would probably pick them up by the neck, hold them against the wall, and the alien that lives in my chest would pop out and say: WHAT DO YOU MEAN RELAX?? I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM!!! ... ahem.)

oooooh-kay. here's what i want right now, as i sit at my desk in my office at 9pm and wrangle html code for a store that is unfortunately live:








{each photo links to its shop}